Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird