Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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I really just want to know.

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One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

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What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

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What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

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