Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

X Jokes More X Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.