Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad