Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.