Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a redneck with two sheep?

A Pimp

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.