Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One... or two One... or two

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".