What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.