16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest