How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.