How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone