How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

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9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality