Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.