Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.