Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

Simple Command Jokes More Simple Command Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

X Jokes More X Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

Why can't you have multi-story buildings in China?

That would be wong on so many levels!

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.