Hero Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

A hero

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

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Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

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Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

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What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An -tuary!

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Super Hero League Jokes More Super Hero League Jokes

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.