What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Allah Akbar Jokes More Allah Akbar Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon