What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Previous Random Joke Next
Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Allah Akbar Jokes More Allah Akbar Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

Crockery Jokes More Crockery Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.