How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.