Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.