Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.