Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome?

Yukanol Fukov

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.