Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"