Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.