Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.