Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !