Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What do you call 8 rabbits?

a rabbyte

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba