What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!