What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with