What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.