What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.