What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."