Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Yay Jokes More Yay Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!