Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.