Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks