How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.