How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end