Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Previous Random Joke Next
Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Green Lipstick Jokes More Green Lipstick Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Red Mean Jokes More Red Mean Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D