What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."