What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."