What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs