What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."