Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Dale Earnhardt Jokes More Dale Earnhardt Jokes

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Big Hit Jokes More Big Hit Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.