How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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