Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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What do you call a deaf Gynocologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a gynecologist?

Lip Reader

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

Stephen King Jokes More Stephen King Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What is a geeks favorite horror novel?

Information Technology by Stephen King

Supreme Reader Jokes More Supreme Reader Jokes

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Heroine Jokes More Heroine Jokes

What is a drug addict's favorite series?

Really anything with a strong Heroine

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.