How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What did one Redditor say to another?

removed

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"