How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

removed

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"