How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.