How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.