How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."