How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."