What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches