What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.