What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

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Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...