Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes