Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.