Kkk Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.