they both make black guys run faster
A bench can support a family of four.
uh...a blacker eye?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Hide their trainers.
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.