How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.