How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.