What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What to hear something funny?

Original Content

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....