What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.