Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!