Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!