Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen