Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.