Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!
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Fortunes.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A fortune!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
They never want to log off.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Whale of fortune !
Medium burgers!
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
The crystal ball
Two letters.
C and Y
Tibet
Because they, like, can't even deal.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
Because she's a medium
Medium.
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
Small medium at large.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
