Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!