Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.