Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids