Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!