His K'Nex!
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He throws a block party.
In square feet.
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
An O.
A landmine.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
In the ICU.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
A dumbbell.
Plastic Surgery.
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
He likes it dirty.
13 seconds of eye contact.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
