Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Nominate Jokes More Nominate Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Square Foot Jokes More Square Foot Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no