How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.