How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.