What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.