What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!