How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.