What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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It's the only way they can own a soul.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.