Hertz Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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What are the Humans doing?

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Ouch

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Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen