Ouch, that Hertz!"
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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
It's a shifty business.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
No reception.
Immigrants
He was running a trap house.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Work over time
Shedding season
A: Profane tanks.
Because he was sick of chainmail.
You reddit.
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
Because AT&T has the best coverage
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
