Monitor Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Dell Jokes More Dell Jokes

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"